All Hail the glorious Flying Spaghetti Monster
May his Noodley Appendage touch you and yours.
Why?
Why do we use the flying spaghetti monster?
Because this enterprise would be nothing without his noodley grace to see us through our plans to take over the world.
How?
How does he help these plans?
With His noodley appendage he guides us with His foreshadowing, and His saucy well-being enlightened us to make smarter decisions.